WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



IRONS87 1:08 Thu Aug 4
Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
According to Claret&Hugh the following are banned...

The following ARE PROHIBITED in the stadium:

Any article that might be used as a weapon and/or compromise public safety will be refused entry to the Ground
Cans or Bottles
Glass vessels
Knives and Blades
Laser pointers
Pointed-tip umbrellas
Poles thicker than a “pencil” (0.5cm)
Smoke Canisters
Weapons and Ammunitions
Any article that might be used as a weapon, be deemed to be offensive or abusive, or compromise public safety, will be confiscated and or reported to the police.
We reserve the right to prohibit within London Stadium:

items which are or may be illegal. Anyone found in possession of illegal or contraband goods may also be liable for prosecution;
any item which in our reasonable opinion, may cause disruption to any Event or to other visitors (regardless of whether or not such item is illegal or is carried for specific purposes):
Aerosol cans
Audio video recording devices
Balls (E.g. footballs)
Beach balls or Projectiles
Cameras with external flash or interchangeable lenses (no professional photography)
Drones
Fireworks / Flares / Explosives
Flashlights / Optical illusions
Frisbees
Laptop / Tablets are not permitted in seating bowl
Large suitcases
Oversized bags or backpacks larger than 18″ x 14″ x 10″
Pets (service animals exempt)
Signs / Flags / Banners larger than 11″ x 17″ and any affixed pole
Signs or items with corporate or inappropriate branding
Skateboards / Rollerblades
Selfie sticks
Tripods/ Monopods
Unauthorised fliers
Unlicensed musical instruments: trumpets, drums and other devices capable of causing a disturbance or nuisance

http://www.claretandhugh.info/what-you-can-and-cant-bring-to-the-london-stadium/

Fucks my plans up as I'm travelling straight from work with nowhere to leave my laptop...

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

The Stoat 1:12 Thu Aug 4
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Damn where the hell am I gonna hide my skateboard

East Auckland Hammer 1:14 Thu Aug 4
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There go your courtsiding plans eh?

Son of Anarchy 1:17 Thu Aug 4
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no footballs?

Far Cough 1:18 Thu Aug 4
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No wrinkly ballbags

Syd Puddefoot 1:19 Thu Aug 4
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If i can take a bottle of water in without having to remove the top that will be progress.

Ashy 1:20 Thu Aug 4
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Phew, I can still bring my white hanky and wave it around so you know who I am... "Cooooeeeeyyyy!"

Gavros 1:21 Thu Aug 4
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I'm coming strait in from a business trip Im fucked then

easthammer 1:21 Thu Aug 4
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When I was a kid it was

"look after your car mister"

I see a new business opportunity the next generation

"look after your lap top mister"

Takashi Miike 1:23 Thu Aug 4
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'Poles thicker than a “pencil” (0.5cm)'

:.)

Ronald_antly 1:24 Thu Aug 4
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No weapons or ammunition??

FFS!!

The continuing sanitisation of football.

Pop Robson 1:25 Thu Aug 4
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Real fans

Passion

Northern Sold 1:46 Thu Aug 4
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Says nothing about shooters, flamethrowers or chainsaws??

defjam 2:18 Thu Aug 4
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Any article that might be deemed to be offensive?

So no Super Dry or Crocs.

willswishwellingtons 2:21 Thu Aug 4
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At least I can bring my blanket.

Mad Dog 2:34 Thu Aug 4
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How the fuck are they going to play football if they're banned from the stadium?

Stubbo 7:38 Thu Aug 4
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Suspect laptop will be fine as long as it stays in your bag.

Assume no laptops in the seating bowl means no getting them out and firing up PornHub!

Buster 8:01 Thu Aug 4
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No selfie sticks???

There's going to be a LOT of disappointed people with that one.

Duncan Donuts 8:48 Thu Aug 4
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Aha! No pets but it doesn't say anything about livestock.

Buster 8:49 Thu Aug 4
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No mention of javelins either.

Sven Roeder 8:53 Thu Aug 4
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Kid in front of me used to spend the entire game on a computer game.
Presume they are banned as TABLETS

Am guessing the laptop ban is because they might be a BOMB

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